amastersgirl:

Great position for a nice hipster spanking

amastersgirl:

Great position for a nice hipster spanking

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“ Physical intimacy isn’t and can never be an effective substitute for emotional intimacy. ”

John Green (via atomosandentropy)

Amen.

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Would be so great to find both.

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amastersgirl:

love the way he touches her lips

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pantherhooves:

We’re going to be Mary Poppins and Bert the Chimney Sweep next year, okay? Okay!

pantherhooves:

We’re going to be Mary Poppins and Bert the Chimney Sweep next year, okay? Okay!

Just decided to express sentiments ironically

digitalbath:

daieny:

fmylife:

Today, I walked into biology class late because I was at my boyfriends before. We had to do a lab where you spit into a tube and check for bacteria. Something looked wrong with mine so I asked the teacher. He said: “That’s sperm, and its fresh!” My whole class heard. FML

 LMAO

Trey

PS:

neonstreetlight:

allisonjenna:

I want someone to read a book to me.

I don’t want audiobooks. I want to lay with someone while they read out loud. Stumbling over the words as their eyes move faster than their mouth, and mispronouncing the word “read” when the connotation is not yet clear. Pausing after a sentence or paragraph that they need to process before continuing, laughing when appropriate and telling the story with proper inflection.

Then I want them to fold the corner of the page, set the book down next to us and fall asleep with me.

unicornmagic:

bonesandbows:
►goosebumpsfitsandmalaria

unicornmagic:

bonesandbows:

goosebumpsfitsandmalaria

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