TreyToday, I walked into biology class late because I was at my boyfriends before. We had to do a lab where you spit into a tube and check for bacteria. Something looked wrong with mine so I asked the teacher. He said: “That’s sperm, and its fresh!” My whole class heard. FML
We’re going to be Mary Poppins and Bert the Chimney Sweep next year, okay? Okay!
Just decided to express sentiments ironically
I want someone to read a book to me.
I don’t want audiobooks. I want to lay with someone while they read out loud. Stumbling over the words as their eyes move faster than their mouth, and mispronouncing the word “read” when the connotation is not yet clear. Pausing after a sentence or paragraph that they need to process before continuing, laughing when appropriate and telling the story with proper inflection.
Then I want them to fold the corner of the page, set the book down next to us and fall asleep with me.
“The house was full of dancing creatures, not male and female but both, two lovers in one body. The books downstairs were reciting their poetry to each other, rubbing together, whispering through leather covers. Wine was flowing through the water pipes. You had caught my leaping heart in your hand like a fish.”
I wanna pull an all-nighter with you.